Product Description
A Unicorn Shirt with a funny little design. A rubber duckie inside of it that can lift you up to the sky and make you look like a beautiful unicorn! I love this t-shirt because it is really cute, warm, waterproof, super comfortable and strong – for an energetic kid. Funny people say you can’t lose weight because you’re a small butt. And that’s why I’ve made this funny unicorn shirt to promote the way fat ass people can lose weight in comfort.
I’m A Fat Ass But I Can Lose Weight Unicorn Shirt and ladies tee

Hoodies are all about the story. it is a graphic of a unicorn and a letter Z in the corner of his chest with stars on his back to show that he is a fat ass. I wish I can lose weight but don’t want to. So, my son and I decided to write a blog about how we could see if we are actually fat enough to be overweight so that we can get the number of people who are fat enough for us. We started with the comments sections on blogs where people wrote just about losing weight and then did what they were going to do in later posts. Then, after two weeks of writing you guys it was time for me and my friend Joanie’s first post-it note/chart showing their results. After three months we had a chart with numbers suggesting that they might have lost 10lbs or more – proving that not only do I stick out like a sore thumb, but even though I’m clearly invisible…
I’m A Fat Ass But I Can Lose Weight Unicorn Shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve
This is a Unicorn Shirt with cotton. The sweater looks like a unicorn, but it also has real feathers as well. I love when people ask me how to make it look sexy and confident, so I’m going to tell you that the use of feathers in this shirt makes it look more Sexy than a Unicorn. I’m a slim girl that loves to wear skinny jeans and pink socks. I love seeing my friends in the mirror for fun and but we need to eat more healthy food.
This Unicorn Shirt is made of 100% Cotton. It’s made from the same recycled cotton that you used to make your water bottle cover! At first look, it may be strange seeing 100% cotton in a shirt, but try wearing this as an everyday shirt and watch how it changes with time. The S/M Unicorn Shirt is a great shirt for fat people. The combination of the unique shape and texture of this material makes it just what you need in an angry Unicorn.
Lisa West –
I really like this shirt. The personalization is very well done.
dorothy draeger –
I’ve had numerous body issues since I started lifting. My arms are wobbly and I’m not as muscular as I once was, but I still kind of wanna be a he-man with awesome muscles. I’ve got muscle that I can use for things, but I can’t gain perms so I have to have some other things to look like and the Unicorn shirt works great with my new look.
ZOE HOOD –
I love this shirt! I wear this shirt to work everyday, but I was planning on making a sandwich and eating the mushroom bread with it.
SUZY YASOL –
I REALLY wanted a Unicorn Shirt, so I tried this one! This is a fantastic shirt, totally worth buying! It’s a great fit, not too tight and long, and it’s a really cool colors too! I’m talking a really cool purple and green on the front and black on the back, and a big yellow section down the middle of the shirt, and a big yellow stripe down the middle of the back. I’m impressed by the colors, it’s really cool! The shirt is also very high quality, and feels good to wear, but I’m sure it will take a while to break in. I love the colors and the colors are pretty. It fits my body well and I can wear it on all day. My only nit is that the shirt comes in white, but I’m not sure why, it’s not a true white, more of a white-ish grey. I love the colors and I’m sure the shirt will be great for a hot summer day.
CARLOS LOPEZ –
Here’s what I discovered about running in my 30’s that I didn’t realize I was so eager to try. First of all, I’ve been a runner for a long time. And I’ve seen how running can make people feel good about themselves. I’ve also seen how running can help people feel better about themselves. What I realized is that running is not just about running. It can be about the way you run, the way you look, how you feel, what you do for a living, and how you treat people. People will always look at you the same way you look at them. And that’s exactly what you want. A Fat Ass Unicorn Shirt is the ultimate way to show them that you’re aware of what you’re capable of and that you’re successful at what you do.
Benjamin Fucanan –
Wow, this is a genius idea. I’m not fat, but I can lose weight. The idea is that the shirt will make you feel like you’re a nerd, but it’s amazing. It is a crazy idea that has actually worked.